Where's the Civil War everyone on the left said would happen?

That would only occur if you lose remember? You forgot that you guys are the pussy fart sore losers.

You’ve been a huge kiss-ass your whole life and you don’t like thinking for yourself, so it makes sense that you have a fascist punk chump scum like Trump to worship, so focus on that.

You have many options on getting off. You can let Trump jerk your stinky weird micro wiener or you can plow his neck chunk or go for the asshole.

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You like the fascists and you love sucking up.

Worship! Lick and obey! That’s what you do! You’ve been a stupid whiny cunt your whole life. You can do it now! Get in there and lick the MAN-C*U*N*T!

Listen — I think you need to keep doing what you do best which is to get on your knees and start the lickety-lick around the rim of Trump's greasy fat fucked-out anus cavity!

Has a cop ever said something to you which was completely unexpected?

A Man-Cunt Is simply a man's greasy asshole. Trump has two vaginas. His wide fucked-out asshole and also he uses his chubby neck fat skin as a vagina and Republicans are allowed to fuck his neck.

Work your tongue DEEP in his anus cavity! If he blasts a stinky weird KFC/Big Mac fart - slurp up the fart juice explosion!

That's a COMMAND from Trump and you will OBEY! You have to. He OWNS you!

Why does my intimate area “sweat” and smell so much? I almost have to have a shower everyday. How do I get rid of this?

Of course, we know he’s a clown and deemed the worst President in U.S. history by all political experts and historians. And he’s a fascist little bitch and you love snacking on his greasy asshole so do it.

Also Trump is great at jerking multiple wet COCKS when he listens to the gay band The Village People.

Now get to sucking little dense beeeitch!

Are there any penalties for bestiality in the USA and laws prohibiting it?

It's your choice. He's there for you to lick and suck which is what you do.